Some jokes for B1 $ B2

1-An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."


2-Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France?
Because he's still living!

3-Man:"God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God:"So you would love her."
Man:"But God, why did you make her so dumb?"
God:"So she would love you."